The Housing Woes Of Lord Jagannath

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( Photo from the Internet for illustration only)

Everything about we Oriyas is connected to Lord Jagannath . The Lord is a highly humanized Deity. He brushes his teeth, takes bath, changes his clothes umpteen times, falls ill after  an extended bath on his birthday  that is celebrated as ‘Snana Yatra”, goes visiting his  Maasi/Aunt Queen Gundicha along with his siblings, loves jewellery, enjoys gourmet meals  ( 56 varieties of food ) . Well, you can say, He really lives it up in style!

We Oriyas have a very special bonding with Lord Jagannath where we believe that he is just one of us … someone in our gang. So much so that we take the liberty of lying in his name too! I keep telling non-Oriyas that they should be a little skeptical if an Oriya swears by the Lord! For you see, we believe that Lord Jagannath  will bail us out of ALL tricky situations, even if we have  been a trifle naughty. Yeah, He is that cool…our Jaga Kaliya, as we affectionately call him .

My charmingly laid back home state has been, of late, become witness to flurried activity. Hardly has the heat about  the origin of the ‘roshogolla’ and the alarmingly passionate debates (euphemism for insults) with our worthy Bengali neighbors cooled down, we are stuck with acute housing problems of our Lord Jaganath. There you go! Housing woes affect the Divine too!

Reportedly, the structural condition of Jagamohan, a sprawling prayer hall facing the sanctum sanctorum of the Jaganth temple is highly unsafe and might collapse anytime.

That spells disaster of epic proportions and thus too many ‘cooks’ are busy cooking a broth to save the situation (and themselves).   The chairman of a technical core committee set up by the Archaeological Survey of India (ASI) for supervision of the conservation work at the temple resigned in a huff allegedly because the ASI rejected an estimation and repair plan of the Jagamohan hall, prepared by the core committee. The rather   poor upkeep of the magnificent temple  has become a  highly politicized  issue with  the ruling BJD and opposition Congress and BJP baying for the ASI’s blood. Apparently, the Chief Minister and the Prime Minister have exchanged letters. High level meetings and debates about the ‘right thing to do’ are on.

But delays due to such extraneous factors only will worsen the  already precarious situation. I am reminded  rather gingerly of this “How many twenty-second-century bureaucrats did it take to change a light panel?
We’ll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate.” ( Peter F. Hamilton ‘Great North Road’)

As an Oriya, a devout bhakt of Lord Jaganath and also an individual who since childhood has marveled at the magnificence of the architecture of the temple, thrilled to numerous legends/stories connected to the temple told by my grandfather, I also wait  very anxiously for everything to become alright once again.

Do I sound terrifyingly ‘religious’ or ‘parochial’?

Well, I would echo  Abraham Lincoln’s words “When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.” And that’s what loving Lord Jaganath has taught me. That’s what every God teaches us. Like John Lennon said ‘ I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It’s just that the translations have gone wrong.”

Meanwhile, I think   my highly human Lord Jaganath must also be a tad worried about his house repairs? Hopefully he would not have to call his chief architect/engineer the Lord Vishwakarma to bail him out? What with the poor mobile connectivity there….tsk tsk.

Last word: Jai Jaganath!

 

 

WISE ONES # 23

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.” (Audrey Hepburn)

Happy Saturday, ladies 😉 Make him sing ‘owwwww….she has got it all ‘ 😀

 

ME & SHAKESPEARE

So , in 2016 the world commemorates 400 years since the death of William Shakespeare!

I  had a very troubled relationship with Shakespeare since the time I came to know of him.Much of it stemmed from the fact that he was prescribed reading not just in school but also what my Dad considered culturally & socially sound.. And I hated being told at an early age of ‘what & who to read’.

We did ‘The Merchant of Venice’ in school for the ICSE examinations in English Literature. The only high and enjoyable point of the two years of reading Shakespeare was the school drama we did. I got to play Portia and was thrilled to bits because a ‘she’ was the central character, who was brilliant…you see she had brains too alongwith breasts. Somehow Portia kinda set me on the path of not wanting to have been born a man. Compared to her, Antonio seemed pretty dumb and un-macho. I mean, he first gets into debt and then mopes about relentlessly. While Portia is all revved up and slices the wily Shylock with her brains. Hey, you don’t need balls to be balls-y that’s what Portia told me.

 I scored exceedingly well in the standard 10th board examinations with a then unheard of 95% in English Literature & Language. It did nothing much to excite me to read  Shakespeare. Rather, I remember being gleeful about reading Mills & Boon !

College happened with me choosing to study Political Science and Economics. We had English Literature as a mandatory subject and were assigned to study ‘ As You Like It” and ‘Julius Caesar”. The classes were a riot with the professor, afflicted by a regional/colloquial pronunciation malady, ( couldnt say ‘sh’ , but instead made a “ss’ sound) referring to the bard as ‘Sexpeare”.

And then in a 1985 visit to London, I watched ‘Othello’ by the Royal Shakespeare Company in Stratford with Ben Kingsley & David Suchet in the lead roles. The performances were stellar! The outpourings of grief and rage were spellbinding. ‘Othello’ took on a whole new meaning.And I was hooked. I sought out the Bard….set out on a journey of discovering his greatness. It’s a journey I haven’t reached the end of as yet. Each step reveals a previously unnoticed gem.

That is also perhaps the reason why I am such a huge fan of  Vishal Bharadwaj, an Indian film maker. Somehow I feel he is on the same journey as mine! Undoubtedly brilliant, its in his adaptations of Shakespeare’s Macbeth, Othello and Hamlet, in his movies ‘Maqbool’, ‘Omkara’ and ‘Haider’, that the  cinematic vision of the man shines through. The movies ,have today , a massive fan following. Vishal Bharadwaj, like the Bard, also has understood the significance and paramountcy  of music in the telling of tales. Besides exceptional acting and contemporary relevance of Bharadwaj’s Shakespeare Trilogy,his musical repertoire is extraordinary. Well, actually he started out his career as a music composer and who can forget the haunting beauty of the music of ‘Maachis’!

Here are my favorites songs/musical scores from:

Maqbool

 

Omkara

 

Haider

Time to say au revoir, guys. Oh, my favorite Shakespeare play is Hamlet and Shahid Kapoor in ‘ Haider’ does a brilliant job of it, reminiscent of the extraordinary stage performance of Ben Whishaw, ( he is Q in Skyfall) which perhaps re -set popular conception of  what age Hamlet should be! It was a role attempted earlier by older actors like Laurence Olivier ,Ian Mc Kellan, Kenneth Branagh.

And yes, much older and wiser today, I would say Shakespeare is a must for children. Here’s how you can make reading him fun ( I wish we had this in my time!)” How to teach your children Shakespeare’ by Ken Ludwig.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Teach-Your-Children-Shakespeare/dp/0307951499/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1378138095&sr=8-1&keywords=how+to+teach+your+children+shakespeare